Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Want To Bug Me? Be A Bus Jerk.

Here's a surefire way to have everyone on the bus think you're an ass.

Read the newspaper, despite the fact that the bus is crowded.

Because in the 18 by 18 inch amount of space you are alloted, you surely have room to spread apart your four foot paper and not constantly graze your seatmate. Would you like a foot stool too? Perhaps your favorite smoking robe?


The bus is not your kitchen table people, and your neighbor is clearly irritated. Let's just stick to books and magazines shall we?

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